Assumed to be December 2010 from Lemon to Lime

Dearest Liam,
I am writing this to you in the most lovely shade of turd. It is quite intriguing, no? Just to let you know, I'm not wearing a shirt. I hope you have fun being the decamom of fingerbabies. I find it quite hott.
<3 Priscilla

Assumed to be March 2010 from Lemon to Lime

Dearest Pansy,
There once was a sausage. His name was Don Roberto. His name was Don Roberto because he was a mexican sausage often served alongside beans and rice.

The End

April 6, 2010 Lemon and Lime replying back and forth

Dearest Rachel,
I dislike being transparent.

Rachelest Dear,
I like to lick ice cream and your phone. I left my sparkley pen at home :( Blowing bubbles is good exercise!
<3 Rachel

Dearchel Raest,
Sniff it.

Stear Lechread,
Puffs tissues smell like marijuana.
<3 Rachel

Letear Schread,
So does your face.
<3 559-CELERY

Dear Squirrel Licker,
Your smells face like celery-filled marijuana sitcks.
<3 Pst Hi

Unen Durfen Licken,
Ich haba stauffen haugenmagen heimen lurgen dilken. Richenbachen yergen meister. Toast.
<3 Your Face's Mom

Assumed to be March 2010 from Lemon to Lime

-Susannah, I have something for you. It's not really exciting though...
-Your eyes are seriously red.
-That's not good.
-That's the special thing about it.
-It was BRUTAL.
-Oh my gosh, I can't say anything.
-Aww... I want a John...
-Who did he say that to?
-Ok, guys, I'm done.
-It's me, everybody.
-Oh, I dropped them.
-It's about many people.
-My back is facing towards you. That's why I have a problem.
-I'm sorry, I just had to say that.
-Those are mine.
-AH! I almost crushed myself!
-That one's on the bottom?
-FLEX!!!
-Feel how buff he is!
-I know, it sucks.
-It's better than, say.....



*Lemon and I enjoy taking what our classmates say out of context and writing them down. So that's what all of these things are. Don't worry, there will be many more of these particular notes that will be posted...

May 11, 2010 Lemon and Lime replying back and forth

Taste.
Tasty.
Taste on.
Taste off.

May 14, 2010 from Lemon to Lime

Once upon a time there was a flamingo named Billiam. Billiam was not like the rest of the flamingos in the zoo he lived in. He was not bright pink. Instead, he was an ugly gay blue. Nobody liked Billiam. Hot girl flamingos would not date him because he was such a gay color. The moral of this story is that hot girls are not attracted to gay blue colors.



The End

Assumed to be March 12, 2010 from Lemon to Lime

Dearest Dear,
     Once upon a time, there was a lonely cantelope named Kanye West. He really enjoyed painting portraits of scandalous artificially flavored muffins. That's why his name was Kanye West. Nobody really knew why he was such a strange woman kisser.

The End

May 11, 2010 Lime and Lemon replying back and forth

Hack.
Hack off.
Hack up.
Hack on.
Hack down.
Hack yourself.

May 3, 2010 from Lemon to Lime

There once was a personage of historical significance named Prince Bessie. he was a strange streudal licker. He was also a terrible person because he was mean to Rachel. Rachel began desperately seeking revenge. She baked a batch of poisonous streudals for Prince Bessie.Rachel placed the streudals on Bessie's front porch
~*~
Late on night, bessie came home from getting a fabulous manicure. He found the streudals, licked one, and then died.

THE END.



*What Lemon writes in the notes will be aqua and what Lime writes will be gray.